So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….  


The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

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identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

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I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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*hits pedal*

*heavy metals*

*shows you i care*

*rocks u*


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me: *loudly sings come and get it*


me: *loudly sings come and get it*

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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smell ya later