THE ANTICIPATION FOR THIS WAS UNREAL.
my sister got a yeast infection and the doctor told her that she could put yogurt in there to level her PH or something and i told her it was fine to use my gogurts in the fridge
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it