So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….  

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

35 minutes ago - ♥66918

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

41 minutes ago - ♥29336

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

50 minutes ago - ♥16609
http://resurgance.tumblr.com/post/91828694981/im-deleting resurgance
52 minutes ago - ♥11145

wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

1 hour ago - ♥41812

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

1 hour ago - ♥54014

hoaran:

*hits pedal*

*heavy metals*

*shows you i care*

*rocks u*

*yeah*

1 hour ago - ♥49017
miyokogirl:

me: *loudly sings come and get it*

miyokogirl:

me: *loudly sings come and get it*

1 hour ago - ♥2164

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

1 hour ago - ♥631639
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smell ya later